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Secret Phrases for jacking off
Historically, masturbation has gotten a pretty bad rap. It's been said that jerking-off can cause blindness, will make you impotent or infertile, can lead to mental illness, or, arguably the worst of them all, will result in you burning in eternal hellfire. However, that hasn't seemed to deter most of us. Personally, I side with Louis C. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island. The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating.
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