And she feared it would destroy her vagina when the footballer tried to score with her for the first time. Groom Mnombo Madyibi - nicknamed Anaconda by friends - ended up with a bandaged head after his new wife struck him with a wine bottle, he said. The frustrated year-old, who used slang to describe his mighty manhood, revealed: "All was well and she enjoyed the foreplay. He said he met his unnamed wife at church last year and she told him she wanted to abstain from sex until they were married. Mr Madyibi, who earned his Anaconda nickname after his football teammates saw his tackle in changing rooms, added: "I've only heard of penis enlargement and not penis shrinking. She told the Daily Sun: "He has a big penis - long like a cucumber and hairy and scary like a bush. She branded it a "hairy, scary cucumber", far too big for her to handle.
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Sep 17, all , lets get natural , our women 1 comment. I know. Is it the new vegan trend of ditching your silicon rabbit in favour of lubing up an organic cucumber with coconut oil? Despite being a virgin, when I was sixteen or so, I waxed my vagina religio usly in the hope that through karmic return I might finally have sex. I waxed because I was led to believe that all boys found body hair abhorrent, having been shamed by a boy who said I was gross because I had hairy knees once.
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The fluorescently lit magazine racks at Albertsons supermarkets in the US are awash with promises of becoming thinner, being sexier, looking hotter. And this month once again you'll find the latest issue of the number one teen magazine for American girls, promising "Hot celeb hair trends" and "Flirting moves that guys love". But last month, Seventeen magazine - average circulation around 2m - was pulled from Albertsons shelves in 2, stores across 12 states because of an article that I wrote: Vagina Go ahead: titter. Everyone else I told about the article did. The assignment was to write a straightforward health story about the vulva and vagina - describing the parts and their functions and answering the most elementary questions on girls' minds. The magazine's readers are girls and young women ages Smell, appearance, discharge, whether a girl should shave or wax and if a boy can, you know, tell if you're a virgin were all up for discussion. When reporting and editing a piece like this, it's almost impossible to avoid the double entendres.
Rodney Carmichael's early high school years were awkward. Like many young men, he wasn't sure how to talk to girls. This was less of a problem for his stepbrother. Although a grade younger, he was bigger and had already become something of a junior high lothario. In fact, he had so many girls' numbers, he didn't know what to do with them all.